minecraft

all the happiness possible on planet earth contained in a block game

people who played minecraft had a good childhood

by Xeries July 19, 2024

minecraft

a game about getting fucked hard in the ass by big bony aimbotters

friend 1: lets play minecraft
*pew pew pew*
friend 2: haha get fucked loser

by chuld molester July 19, 2024

Minecraft Movie

The absolute worse dogshit movie ever leaked

The Minecraft Movie is the worst flop of all time

by Phokos July 23, 2024

Norman Minecraft

Norman Minecraft is the protagonist of the song "Honey I'm Home" by Ghost and Pals, he's pretty hot ig, but Charon is hotter.

Poor Norman Minecraft, he didn't get his dominoes pizza.

by ThePurpleMoon July 28, 2024

Eve "minecraft" Galano

eve is a sensational hit youtube star hailing from eastern wales. She is considered by many to be taylor swift's long lost daughter and clone.

person 1: did you buy your Eve "minecraft" Galano action figure yet?

person 2: i have 500.

me: soy face

by verycoolman100 August 3, 2024

The Minecraft Movie

I am jerking off and shit 'cause I'm in fucking Minecraft

*During game sesh* I'm in The Minecraft Movie

by John UrbanDictionary II April 11, 2025

Minecraft

mˈa͡ɪŋkɹaft

Verb.

1. When a person offers the idea to mine for materials, and then follows up by crafting the materials into whatever they please.

"First we mine, then we craft. Let's Minecraft!"

by Not Lucas Marcus April 16, 2025