Helen Keller Dees Nuts

This maneuver is an add on to the "dees nuts" phenomenon. Basically, you fool the victim into gazing at your genitalia without saying a word. You may point at the sack area, or find some way to draw attention to the sack area to invoke the Helen Keller Dees Nuts.

Example 1
Guy 1: Ah dude check this out!! (while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

Example 2
Guy 1: OUCH!!!!(falling down while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

by dosisthecollestbandever February 5, 2010

helmet

"helmet" is a phrase used when visually appreciating a perticualry beautifull woman,normally of and all round great appearance.

"cor blimey look at the helmet over there,john me old mucker!"

by Trickygeezer August 6, 2006

blue helmet

A synonym for "retard" or "sped"

Also another term for the "extra most bestest" from little Caesars

"I saw some dude walk into a wall. He's such a Blue helmet"

Customer: can I have the extra most bestest?
Worker: can someone put a blue helmet in the oven?

by Shadowfade March 7, 2018

bishops helmet

The end of the Penis is sometimes called the bishops helmet due to its resemblance the cerimonial mitre hat worn by bishops.

He awoke with an erection and decided to beat or batter the bishop.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Irish War Helmet

A sexual activity perpetrated by a man, usually against a woman (unless he's REALLY drunk) during which he lays his testicles, one each atop the recipient's eyes, with the penis aligned vertically upon their nose. This is a most appalling degradation, thus reserved to none but the skankiest of hos.

Carla is a skanky bitch. I'm gonna give her an Irish War Helmet, to show her who's her fuckin' master

by Rockem Sockem oodylicious April 19, 2009

beaver helmet

n.

a condom.

trans. v.

to sexually penetrate a vagina or female anus.

_______
American English slang, Californian Caucasian dialect, q.v.

(n.) Put on that beaver helmet.

(trans. v.) I beaver helmeted your sister last night.

by Darko October 17, 2004

The Helen Keller

When a you are having sex with a girl from behind and you tap her on the shoulder; when she turns her head to look you shoot a wad of jizz in her ear and then punch her in the eye. (Thereby leaving her deaf and blind—but only in one ear and one eye.)

You: Sarah, what's up with the black eye?

Sarah: I got The Helen Keller last night.

by Big Footed Whore June 25, 2009