Goose

When you have a whole rotation off work using vacation days and can not be ordered in.

Supervisor- I need to order you in tomorrow.
Employee- No way, I’m riding goose this rotation boss.

by Drew B 1 October 2, 2022

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Cutie Goose

Latin name "Anser cygnoides domesticus", sometimes also known as:
- Bored
- Silly goose
- Adorable goose
- Cute goose
- Very cute and very adorable goose

Is a rare domesticated species of the geese originating and currently residing in the netherlands, known for it's cuteness and tendency to get bored quickly.

"I hugged a cutie goose very tightly today, I'd like to hug them again tomorrow also"

by Tsuki Koira October 11, 2022

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dude he is a goose

by pooooooob January 11, 2022

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birthday goose

A birthday fuck

I’m looking forward to my birthday goose.

by LAkween January 14, 2022

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Comedy Goose

A name given to someone whose personality has no real difference from that of a goose of comedy; if you were to write an autobiography, said person could easily be switched out for a comic-relief goose.

"Ryan is a comedy goose, all he does is squak and lay metaphorical eggs."

by margotyoupregnantREAL May 17, 2022

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