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Goose

Look at the homo he is a total goose
by Thettuth October 8, 2021
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Greasy Goose

It’s where you have your partner drink a whole bottle of olive oil then suck your dick until they throw up and then they keep going
Your wife really gave me a greasy Goose last night
by Greasy goose man October 8, 2025
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Goose poop

She left a goose poop on my bed
by #Ihateithere March 11, 2022
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Green Light Goose

the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.
Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!

Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!
by Benito Romingez June 10, 2013
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Duck Duck Goose Girl

A duck duck goose girl (or guy)...is a person that has been benched by someone who is stringing multiple people along in a sexual or romantic way. Said "player" keeps his or her harem of simping partners on hold in a limbo of breadcrumbing as "ducks", until ready to choose the next "goose". They ramp up engaging behavior to manipulate said "goose" into chasing them, ideally for sex, but also for attention/ego. Then they put them back on hold as a "duck" once they get bored, and repeat the cycle all over again, choosing a different goose. These are avoidants who like to have a steady rotation of suitors in waiting, often longterm FWBs, always thinking they might be chosen. In reality- these people are emotionally immature, unable to engage in real intimacy, and often have fragile egos that they prop up by manipulating partners. Often, these people will keep a secret harem of "ducks" on hold during relationships with a "goose", until they either break up with them, or get broken up with. Regardless- their ducks will get breadcrumbed on the sneak during entire relationships because they can't ever fully invest themselves in commitment. They always have one foot out the door, and "ducks" are the back up options.
"I'm done being one of your duck duck goose girl. You want me to be there for you to use only when it's convenient or comforting to you, but you don't wanna reciprocate. You're busy getting your ego stroked by girls who haven't caught on yet. Keep your lame ass limbo- those girls can have you. I'm taking back my self respect."
by MiAngelito August 18, 2023
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goose it up

It is when you're with a group of friends and just full send! you go hard asf till the end.
Sitting by a camp fire, Zac begins to goose it up by doing donuts around it with his truck
by Dean Phin April 30, 2019
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The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.
Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.
by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 23, 2017
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