When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.
by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016
Get the Invisible Girlfriendmug. by Philly cheese steak January 25, 2019
Get the Girlfriend> hockeymug. The type of girlfriend who has a lot of random knowledge, frequenting Wikipedia and other informational websites. Tends to have at least 1 tab open with such a site at any given time.
by wikipediagf April 16, 2023
Get the wikipedia girlfriendmug. when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK
another way of being a DICK
His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
by Broooogaan November 29, 2010
Get the speaking to my girlfriendmug. When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020
Get the The Girlfriend Experiencemug. an slow pace game someone who just picked up the game can start playing immediately.
a game that you can invite your girlfriend to play without worrying about her being bad at it or complaining about it.
eg. starbound, stardew valley
a game that you can invite your girlfriend to play without worrying about her being bad at it or complaining about it.
eg. starbound, stardew valley
by bobobo bobo bobo August 12, 2019
Get the Girlfriend Gamemug. Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.
Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”
by The girlfiend April 24, 2024
Get the Crazy ex girlfriendmug.