Ballpark Frank

It is when you stick your dick between a pair of buttcheeks and rub back and forth, resembling a hot dog going into a bun. Hence, the ballpark frank.

"I'm gonna ballpark frank Meredith this weekend."

"Would you like a ballpark frank?"

"I was giving Kate the ballpark frank."

by ablizzy May 8, 2012

Frank

Short for Franklin the Turtle, or nematode

I went fishing and in the water I saw a Frank

by Randomm2 May 9, 2022

Foreskin Franks

A woman bites off a man's foreskin and spits it into a sausage maker to incorporate it in a hot dog and uses the same man's nut and her period blood as condiments on the hot dog.

P1: Since when were you circumcised?

P2: Ever since my wife and I made Foreskin Franks.

by LordDingleNut November 9, 2025

To be Frank

The act of thinking everyone who wants to give you a ride wants to fuck you and possibly kill you. In fear you never take rides from strangers even if it means inconveniencing yourself all day.

“Want a ride?”
“To be Frank, I’d rather stand here all day.”

by Evilredbeerd August 30, 2023

Anne frank

Classified by me as a camper in cod or just someone hiding in a closet or attic just like her but the nazis aren’t looking for you

Anne frank was smoking dank when she got found

by hitler69696 k/d 6,000,000 February 25, 2021

frank iero

the hottest man i've ever seen

frank iero is so baby girl

by music-freak-69 May 26, 2023

The Frank dilemma

**The Frank Dilemma** is a moral question about fictional characters who are mentally much older than their physical age. This often happens with characters who are vampires, immortals, or time travelers. The dilemma asks who these characters can date in a way that feels morally right: should they date people who match their mental age, or people who are the same age as their body looks?

Five from The Umbrella academy is often the subject of The Frank dilemma among fan conversations.

by Skinnystem January 22, 2025