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Evan

If your name is Evan you are just an idiot
You: Evan 77+33= ??
Evan:100
You: No, 110 Idiot
by trollllleeeeeerrrrr November 21, 2021
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Justin Evans

Justin Evans is the most caring, adorable, loving person ever. He will always be there for you no matter what. He doesn't ever judge you based off what people said about you and always tries to see the best in people. He isn't entitled, stuck up, nor selfish. He treats people around him with nothing but respect and kindness. If you ever meet a Justin Evans don't let them go. He will care so much for you and respect you do much. He will treat you like you are a goddess. By far Justin Evans is the most loveable human being.
You: Are you a angel?
Him: Almost there, im Justin Evans.
by Justin Evans Wife July 19, 2024
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Evan Primavera

one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. he's cute, sweet, funny and all around perfect. and I bet he has a huge penis !
wow Evan Primavera is so hot.
I wanna have sexual relations with him
by evanananan November 8, 2016
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Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.
Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan
by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018
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Evan

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, artistic, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. He also likes to tease his friends a lot. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make an impact for the better. He puts others before himself and he is often sinking in some form of depression. He is usually a pretty famous person on social media, most Evans have over 1k+ followers on social platforms.
"Who is that guy?"
"Oh, I'm pretty sure his name is Evan."
"Holy shit, that face is damn sexy, no homo."
"Yeah, it is, I wanna be that dude."
"Same here."
by TotallyNotTyme December 18, 2018
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Evan

Evan is not ok.
by HEHE rawr June 20, 2022
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