A Drinking Elephant

When you shit your hard your asshole physically hits the water resembling an elephant taking a drink from a pond

Bud I just pulled a drinking elephant. Didn't even have to wipe.

by BigBauceMan July 17, 2018

*drinks milk cutely*

Drinking milk in an UwU way

The duck had milk and said *drinks milk cutely*

by Cool Man Gun Gamer March 16, 2022

drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.

1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.

by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023

Happiness Drink

a cocktail comprising volka (titos or grey goose), soda, and fresh ginger.

Hi - could I please have a happiness drink?

by Tim222 October 1, 2014

Mittelschmerz drink

Similar to Mittelschmerz, best or approximately two weeks before your period.

Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry

EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry

Can I get a glass of Mittelschmerz on the rocks.

What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.

God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.

by TheClitoralHoodlums April 16, 2019

Zesty drink

Jeremy Clarkson's preferred soft drink. Usually either a Diet Coke or a San Pellegrino canned citrus drink.

I've got a cool box in the back of the Jeep full of zesty drinks.

by benebennus October 29, 2024

Subway "Soft Drink"

A drink

I am going to get a Subway "Soft Drink"

by chipdabeaver May 15, 2023