The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes
Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system
by TangyOnions May 04, 2022
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supreme with the donuts

(1) Very opulent, extremely pleasurable.

(2) Over-the-top in its decadence, ostentatiously or dangerously
(1) You're staying at the Ritz Carlton? Damn, that's supreme with the donuts.

(2) I don't know if I'd want to party with Charlie Sheen. That might be a little too supreme with the donuts for me.
by globular_cluster_f*** August 20, 2011
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Sicilian Donut

When a guy wants to get laid with a hot girl and the friend of the guy takes one for the team by fucking the fat friend of the hot girl
That was my hardest sicilian donut in a long time, you own me one next time
by Hidododo October 29, 2021
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Getting donuts

Getting sex in a car before court, usually oral
Allen, charged with evading, was getting donuts when the court called his name on docket.
by Hornet70 May 12, 2022
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dunk'n donuts

The act of holding donuts with your penis, and dipping then into a cup of scalding coffee.
Bill had been dunk'n donuts all night, and had to go to the hospital to treat burns to his penis.
by FurEter February 08, 2014
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like a fat kid on a donut

1. Informal: A metaphor for being complacent, unmotivated, or resistant to change, especially when one is in a position of comfort or dominance (e.g., a monopoly).
2. Colloquial: Remaining stuck or stagnant, with no incentive to improve or move forward.
"The company hasn’t innovated in years—they’re like a fat kid on a donut, sitting comfortably with no competition."
"Without any real competition in the market, they’re just like a fat kid on a donut, not going anywhere fast."
by FANNO November 21, 2024
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