Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

by Horse Peener December 1, 2023

Donut Hole

When a person took such a fat shit that it only touches the outside rim of their asshole. Leaving a milk mustache effect on the anus. Only to be discovered when hitting it from the back.

Oh DAMN BITCH, you got DONUT HOLE!

by Donut Master Blaster December 7, 2023

Donuts in the parking lot

When someone does donuts in the parking lot it means it took a lot of quick thinking to come up with that solution. In which case, is stated when someone makes a bizarre statement or comment on certain situations.

‘he really did donuts in the parking lot to come to that conclusion, didn’t he?”

by BadAsh42069 December 10, 2023

Blue Cheese Donut

Expired semen that has remained inside of someone’s rear.

“I was eating my girl’s booty and I found a blue cheese donut, man. I think she’s cheating on me!”

by WeweeSankido November 17, 2018

Make those donuts

To make money. Used in older generations.

"I'm off to work!"
"Cool! Go make those donuts."

by Nambuway November 18, 2018

Donut

Someone who has a circular face that is oily and also has wasteyute tendencies.

You’re such a donut. You look like a donut.

by Giraffe1127 November 28, 2018

Firehouse Dozen(donuts)

A firehouse dozen is what you ask for at Dunkin Donuts to let the employee know to include a minimal of 3 or more Boston Kreme’s within the dozen to prevent people from fighting over the gem of all donuts. Also many Dunkin locations will add additional jelly’s as well.

Yo Carl, you better not be eating the Boston Kreme!!! I will fight you!
It’s all good, Tony brought a firehouse dozen(donuts).

by 2LunchTommy December 7, 2018