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Academic Crotch Grab

When you get a hand job during school. In class.
"Dude, I totally got an academic crotch grab by Brittany in 3rd period!"
by The Teacher(; December 15, 2009
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Rumpled Crotch Syndrome

The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.
Sadly, however, the trousers which the Prime Minister wore to the Royal Wedding were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.
by Gashed Ferret May 24, 2011
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Thermal Crotch Transition

That moment after you jump in the pool but before your genitals get adjusted to the cold water. Also for sitting down in a very hot tub.
1 - As Jimmy jumped in the pool, a thermal crotch transition occurred, and he yelled, "Ahhh my krundle!"

2 - As Jimmy sat down quickly in the hot tub, a thermal crotch transition occurred, and he yelled, "Ahh my krundle!"
by Mayo Therak Rotch June 2, 2011
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Crotch/Jean Erosion

After having wearing an article of clothing that could be either your jeans or underwear that is too close to your crotch on a sweaty day, the fabric begins to wear out, thus creating an effect of erosion
Dude, this summer had crotch/jean erosion almost every day...
by iHazNinjaSkills May 4, 2009
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Sticks in my crotch

When you make your own pocket pussy, you use water from a creek as lube, and you get a stick up your are.
Last night when I felt horny, I used pond water as lube and it felt like I had sticks in my crotch
by carrie jackson June 14, 2018
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kentucky fire crotch

'KFC' a kentucky fire crotch, aka getting an std/sti in south
-"oh shit bro i think i got that KFC"
"what do you mean bro?"
" you know, kentucky fire crotch"
by borderlined September 10, 2020
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Chilli-Cheese Crotch

When you lather his/her crotch up with chilli and cheese and proceed to feast like a king/queen.
Hey, Brian! I totally chilli-cheese crotched your mom last night but it triggered my acid reflux.
by DiscoSasquatch1 October 14, 2020
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