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Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome

Common signs of LCPS are:
- Obstruction of views when gaming of any form (i.e. board games, video games, outside sports, etc.)
- General salt as a result of losing

- Believing they are the hottest shit ever when winning

- Tries desperately in an attempt to 1-up at everything
- Extreme asshole behavior

As the name implies, the symptoms of LCPS are exhibited by annoying, distantly related family members at family party/gatherings and it always results in the feeling of everyone at around the same age range (and higher in more extreme cases) being annoyed and wishing, or doing, physical harm upon that family member.

Across the world, LCPS is most common based on relative factors like holidays and the birthday's of family members. People with LCPS often experience flair ups and sometimes worsening symptoms (at the entire fault of their own).

If you or a love one has LCPS, please seek attention in a way that doesn't piss everyone off, or get a fucking hobby.
Jamal: "Me and another family member where playing Smash Bros and he smacked the controller out of my hand and I lost!"

Daniel: "That's a classic case Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome ngl."
by Holanimus Horsel March 4, 2024
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Sister-Cousin

Your female cousin whom you are so close with that your relationship reminds you of a loving pair of sisters.
That’s not just my cousin. That is my sister-cousin.
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Cousin Kisser

a person who dates their cousin; adj/noun
Thor is a cousin kisser with his cousin Annalee.
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Cousin²

Auntie Alpha and Uncle 1 have children A,B,C

A,B,C are your cousins
1,2,3 are their opposite family cousins

You have no direct relation to 1,2,3 beside being your cousins' cousins
1,2,3 are cousins²
Your cousins' non familial cousin is your cousin²
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Cousin squared

Auntie Alpha and Uncle 1 have children A,B,C

A,B,C are your cousins
1,2,3 are their opposite family cousins

You have no direct relation to 1,2,3 beside being your cousins' cousins
1,2,3 are cousins squared (cousin²)
The non-related cousin of my cousin is my cousin squared
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Filipino-cousin

The son or daughter of a close family friend who is of the same generation or age.

First generation Filipino immigrants in the United States, particularly in Los Angeles and other major cities, didn’t have much family when they arrived, so their friends became their adopted families. When these first-gens all had children, the kids would refer to each other as “cousins” since they grew up so close to each other like siblings or cousins.
Although we all grew up together, Jon-Jon is my real cousin and Errol is only my Filipino-cousin since our parents have been friends for close to 20 years.
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cousin style

a platonic way to share a bed, sleeping head to foot

ex. the grandparents in willy wonka
bro 1: fuckkk dude there's only one bed, im not sharing thats gay
bro 2: dude no problem, we'll just sleep cousin style.
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