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closeted

you.
you are so closeted.
by wilder242 August 9, 2022
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coketooth

a big machine that runs on taco bell and code red mountain dew and who is in love with clay but won’t admit it
i’m sick of coketooth
by bigsoup1986 August 26, 2022
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Closetomer

close·tom·er
noun
1. A person or organization that intentionally inhibits a business from closing their duties within its operational hours. These individuals will enter a retail store, restaurant, or business- with the explicit purpose of detaining the employees on the premises from going home for the day.
"Ms. Harrison was a terrible regular closetomer at the designer outlet"
by ThePageMaister September 13, 2022
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Coletrumble

Coming out of, or coming from, depending on the context. Can be metaphorical or literal. Technically could replace the word "said" in very specific circumstances.
The cold water coletrumbled the faucet into the blue kettle.
by The Insult Man September 14, 2022
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closet dom

A dom, usually one which, as the name suggests, is in the closet. They are usually inexperienced with sex.

This is unlike a under-dom, as the closet dom does not want to believe they are a dom, or they want to be a sub, but in reality they cannot help themselves from their inner dom. Not to say they are particularly dominant in secret, but that they are in the end the dominant one.
Vel: "I bet Karl is a closet dom; he wants to be a sub, but he's really a dom.
by steelseries9 October 7, 2022
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Closet Monkey

That dude James keeps eyeing other dudes... he's such a closet Closet Monkey!
by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022
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Coleton S

A smoking hot kid who pulls girls and is the best athlete in the world.
Man, I want to hang out with Coleton S.
by anonymous October 14, 2022
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