Chad

A person considered to be beyond legendary - a Chad is someone who should be praised by all, a Chad is an alpha, a mega Chad is possibly the greatest being on earth, someone who is highly respected among fellow Chads.

Person 1: Oh man, it's him, it's the Chad!
Person 2: Damn, reckon I could get an autograph?
CHAD: SUCK MY COCK!
Person 1 and 2: YES SIR!

by Mega Chad69420445 May 4, 2021

CHAD

a smart, good looking, cool person. loves taking to the person he likes. likes having eye contact with the person he likes. very protective over the people he really loves.Very shy at first then once you get close with him he is a very cool person. He is very nice and will try his best to make you happy. He has the best smile .

thats definitely a chad.

by deeznuttysgehwh November 22, 2021

Chad

Has A God complex. Can be good in a team setting but will most likely steal your girl. Is known regionally as "that one guy". He also is probably bottom frag in almost any game he plays.

Ugh man we were catching fat Dubs in fortnite before chad came.

by anonymous October 24, 2020

Chad

A very handsome and generous man with a large penis. Loves to experience life in a fast spontaneous matter. Loyal,Honest and violent.

“Ever since I loved Chad these other men just don’t do it for me”

by Good4599 November 22, 2021

Chad

Chad is that kind of dude who is the male version of a horse girl but he is over obsessed with cars and all he talks about his cars and he probably has like five of cars He’s also super obsessive about his cars you can’t Eat or drink anything if you get a single Crumb In his car he will probably drop you off Right then and there He’s also a big man so you can’t fight with him and he probably works out every day.He’s also probably a hotheaded

Chad: what is this.

You: it’s a piece of hair?

Chad: get out of my car right now!

by Mr. know it all knowledge October 27, 2020

derivatives chad

Doesn't matter which way the market goes the derivatives chad always makes money.

Speaks fluent Greek. Basically invented Gamma Convexity. Trades options on Zeta Markets.

Did you see Marty's PnL last week? The guy is such a derivatives chad

by derivatives-chad June 3, 2022

Chad

The male offspring of an affluent home, whom people observe as not having any fun and behaving obnoxious as an ontological, i.e. surrounding environmental social factors; result.

We were at the skate park and we got high with this guy who turned out to be a total Chad

by Half&Half&Half April 15, 2022