French Canadian Kiss

Like French kiss but more polite and dyed, often follows by an apology.

We were kissing last night.
French?
No, it was French Canadian Kiss I was very nice and I said sorry at the end since she’s my aunt.

by Justin True Tho March 14, 2022

Canadian Flag Shaft

During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Canadian heritage.

In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Canadian flag shaft.

by Thenickfebicoffical February 28, 2022

Canadian Wildfire Smoke

noun, a fart after eating spicy food while someone who just took a bong rip is rimming you

Bobby and I went to Taco Bell last night and then back to my place, and while he was rimming me I blew Canadian wildfire smoke in his face

by AncientR June 8, 2023

Canadian Double Tap

Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.

Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.

by MonkeySex127 June 29, 2021

Canadian tye-dye

When you spill maple syrup and it stains your jeans, denim jacket, or canadian tuxedo.

I had a sloppy breakfast. Now i'm rocking a canadian tye-dye all day. Unbelievable!

by Ronald Inho January 10, 2009

Canadian Stick Up

taking a turkey baster and filling it up with icy hot, then shoving the turkey baster into the anus and emptying it.

"That Canadian Stick Up you gave me burned like hell."

by budajizz December 9, 2008

Canadian Lobster Tail

When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.

The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch

by PocketMunchies February 28, 2011