california elmo

A person who smokes a shit ton of weed and loves to fish

That kids smoking and fishing what a California Elmo

by Undiedstick June 14, 2017

california bubbler

Round ball pipe with a small hole on the top used specifically for smoking crystal meth, or shake and bake meth.

I hit the California bubbler and got lit!

by Tweedy Bird June 18, 2017

california cocktail

It's a mixed drink containing bleach and roofies, developed for whiny and annoying Californians.

I went the the bar last night and some fatty wouldn't leave me alone so I bought her a California cocktail.

by Insaneiare February 25, 2017

California BB Dance

1. The act of eating an ounce of metal BBs, then sitting on an electro magnet. 2. A form of enema.

I have been feeling great after by last California BB Dance!

by FunkeyMonk October 7, 2016

california deaner

a sexual act where you hold a girls legs in the shower and watch a hippo eat a ghost pepper,

todd wants to have a california deaner tonight.

by sfopldsfjl; October 5, 2016

california reaper whole

Its when Jesse Romo and Cody Sanchez fist a girl/Guy and leaves them bleeding and the buttwhole gets 5 inches wider.

My mom said Jesse And Cody gave her a California reaper whole

by All hail our lord and savior h September 6, 2016

california fun

The act of fitting both testicals in a vagina or anus.

" Hey baby, come back here. Lets have some california fun.

by IG: wyliesk8 July 7, 2016