When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.
Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.
by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025
Get the California Mathmug. 
When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.
by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019
Get the California Chili Dogmug. Jake: "Why do all these california transplants keep moving up here if all they're gonna do is complain"
Tim: "I know they're so annoying"
Tim: "I know they're so annoying"
by Catfish The Fishiest January 9, 2024
Get the California Transplantmug. A sex position where a Male is riding another male reverse cowgirl style, but the bottom male is bent forward and sucking on the top males penis as it is coming up and down
by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025
Get the California Vacuum Cleanermug. 
When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.
Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!
Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place
Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!
Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place
Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!
by Captain Hypoc October 26, 2022
Get the California Reschedulemug.