California Earthquake

The shaking a bed makes from the passionate love making of two or more dudes.

He got up trembling after experiencing his first California Earthquake. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

by NavyDrew June 11, 2016

california spider

The act of sucking multiple ducks in the middle of a porta-potty in fucking Denver.

Dude, that was a totally sick California Spider last night! We gotta do it again.

by Yung Kringe January 23, 2017

california screamer

When you eat nothing but spicy food for a few days, and God punishes you with the nastiest, juicest, and most rancid diarrhea you'll ever have in your life.

Dude 1: "Man I just experienced my first California Screamer."

Dude 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
Dude 1: "I think God decided to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle."

by Ho Chi Dim January 26, 2017

the california

It's the sexual position where someone pays you to take off handcuffs, you bend over standing up and say "thank you" for the absolute fucking you're about to get... You take the Congress of the cow style fuck you deserve and *IMPORTANTLY* still bent over standing up... You get your head pushed between your legs to kiss your ass goodbye

"Hey Patrick, why are you so pissed"
"Jerry's been givin' me the California for close to five decades"

by 4KLFTRX December 21, 2020

California Kyton

Time-limited and saddest version of Kyton who enjoys his weekly LuoSiFen regardless of how much sodium he consumes.

His head nodding friend: When are you going back to California Kyton?

by Not Lzm November 22, 2021

California

the most original name on earth, especially if you live in California.

very shy but superior to all of you, she got to be super hot

California's so gorgeous today I wish I were her

by usjsjsjwkaaknsnsjw November 21, 2021

california fruit rain

a dust of short and misty rain drops while in you're in the state of california

"what the hell is this, california fruit rain?"

by thisguy17 November 4, 2021