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California Roll

Specific items you need.
• Chopped Immitation Crab
• Lettuce
• Mayonnaise

It's where a man ejaculates in the center of the bed, then he eats the girl out then spits the fluids where the cum is. The man and woman both make a perfect circle around the fluids. The other person who's supposed to be recording throws in the Imitation crab, and lettuce at them. The man and woman scream in agony while the woman's vagina is being stuffed with mayonnaise. One of their backs are supposed to snap as the person who is recording takes their shoes and runs away.
Jacob: Oh my god, dude! What the hell happened?

Mark: Man you should've been there. Lisa and I did a California Roll . Unfortunately my spine snapped and now I'm disabled. Along with that.. Luca stole our shoes.
by Boba Gumb April 11, 2016
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eastcoast california

The eastcoast equivalent of California is directly situated on the opposite side of North American from California. This province of Canada, Nova Scotia is situated in eastern Canada.
"He's from the eastcoast California" is equal to: "He's from the Canadian province of Nova Scotia."
by W.D.J.M December 17, 2007
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California Heatwave

It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat.
Person 1: "Wow, my California apartment is so f*cking hot today from this California Heatwave!"
Person 2: "It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat."
Person 1: "Say that one more time and I'll ban you."

Person 2: "It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat."
by lapda September 5, 2022
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California

California the Texas wannabe's
fuck you Oklahoma you're next , you'll get it worse than California
by thatonekidfromTexas February 25, 2021
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California Water Balloon

That act of stuffing a water hose up your rectum and turning the water on full blast.
Alex looked like a water balloon after doing a California Water Balloon
by MrFuntime11 November 15, 2016
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Northern California Crip

Crip Gangs that fall under North California's Prison/Street Politics. Cities in the the Central Valley are also included, as Bakersfield begins as the border of the Nor-Cal Crip Card and ends in Sacramento. Crip Gangs in Los Angeles City, L.A. County & San Diego are Considered So-Cal. Bakersfield, Hanford, Fresno, Merced, Stockton, Modesto, Seaside, San Jose, and Sacramento Crips function under the North California Car (Section).
Person 1: Hey Kiwe, Did you know there were Eight Trays, Hoovers and Eastcoast Crips, upstate?

Person 2: Yeah they've been up that way since the 70s and 80s. Most of them absorbed into the local gangs and are called something totally different. All of them are Northern California Crip, their hood politics are different.
by No-Town Savage May 31, 2024
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california pin drop

going on the streets of california the first needle you see grab it and stick it in your dick and see what happens
my friend got dared to do a california pin drop and his dick has been convulsing ever since. That was three years ago
by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023
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