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what the bumps

It's like saying "what the fuck" but you're in 8th grade and your mom is within hearing distance. Also, you can catch yourself saying "what the..." and instead of cursing, promptly follow it with "bumps". It'll confuse the sensitive shit head.
Hey, son, didn't I tell you to clean the garage?

What the bumps mom, I'm trying to masturbabte.
by VaginaSniffer3000XL February 15, 2017
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rockin' the burbs

I'm out here in Mountain View, CA, having fun and rockin' the burbs.
by Joshua Ke January 14, 2019
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Canadian cock burp

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Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
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Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 4, 2021
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