Axe body spray

The thing that musty and smelly people use too cover their smell of trash like take a bath its been 7 years its making you smell worse not better

Jeff: theres the filthy kid who has put on a ton of axe body spray and he smells terrible!
Gabe: i suck di-

by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023

Body dysphoria

Being dissatisfied with your biological body and want to change it example Plastic surgery

Gaining weight

Losing weight

I have body dysphoria I don’t like my body and want to change it

by Jack lop May 2, 2023

Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

Sexting body

The attempt to maintain and/or improve your weight and appearance by going to the gym, while you're significant other has left for a significant amount of time, since you now find yourself with free time (time usually spent with him/her). In order to maintain a closeness while there is an absence of physical interaction, you begin sending "sexting" photos to remind him/her how sexy and badass you still are while showing off your newly found hours at the gym and to prevent any possible thoughts of straying.

i.e. "awe my boyfriend just left for europe for a month. I can't eat that, I have to not gain anything before he comes back. I'm hitting the gym. Gotta get my sexting body on!"

by thecatlied June 23, 2011

Big Body Boris

a term used to make fun of obese people

"What's up Big Body Boris!"

by GodlyPeynes May 6, 2022

body wrecker

Although it can refer to one wild as hell night on the town a "body wrecker" is usually a friend or family member that we love but who blows into town throwing caution to the wind...drinking, constant drinking, waffle house, krystals,zaxby's...then....more drinking, and you get the picture. After they leave you have to do sprints, make yourself vomit & eat only veggie burgers for a month to return to your previous weight.

Brother: oh shi*t....he comin?
Other Brother: "yeah , its gonna be a long weekend haha"
Both brothers: "body wrecker "

by freespirit200 May 27, 2017

on my body

when someone is OD on your case about something, pressin you heavy for something, or just won't leave you alone.

"Bruh you asking me mad questions, like, you *on my body* OD, just chill out gang"

by xYsoCereal July 9, 2024