Pediphile Beard

A very large beard on a person's face that shouts pediphile. Mostly found on a man's face but on a rare occasion a women's face.

The man down the street has a pediphile beard.

by chazz-le-dazzle lambert December 1, 2009

Flesh Beard

A beard that is so small and pitiful that you can see the skin through it. Flesh beards are very common in people that are to young to grow facial hair, but still try, thinking it makes them look cool by trying to grow a beard.

Matt: Robert, I just hit puberty!

Robert: Ugh, yeah and you have a flesh beard.

Matt: Shut up! I do not!

Robert: Yeah, you do. It makes you look like a dick.

by TheNEScollector January 18, 2011

old grey beard

When more than 50% of the pubic hair on your ball sack is grey due to age or use & abuse

At my retirement ceremony, I'll introduce my boss to "Old Grey Beard"

by Coconut Commando February 7, 2007

cum beard

To ejaculate on ones chest while lying down and then apply the sperm to ones face with a paintbrush.

"I was so bored last night I just lay back and gave myself a healthy cum beard"

by Johnofo July 22, 2007

beard tweaker

Meaning a bearded man who occasionally endulges in excessive amounts of chicken without an afore established plan of productivity. Derived from the common past-time for the fuzzy chicken lover: tweaking out on his beard until it resembles that of Hitler or a backstreet boy & must be shaved.

"I'm just f'ed up... chillin'... tweakin' on my beard..."

by ps,et.al/m&m January 3, 2005

bearded villain

The most badass Bearded men walking the face of the earth that will go above and beyond to help you unless you cross them wrong then they will bury you.

Man you better respect that Bearded villain they are everywhere you can't hide from them

by Beardedmiles February 10, 2018

neverending beard of jesus himself

1.) Pot. Weed.
2.) The beard our savior wore.

J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...

by Polish Sausage July 20, 2008