by sensei jackie chan September 15, 2025
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Chicago Glizzy Bandit (CGBs)-Did you see “MATOS” destroy that hot dog like one of the chicago glizzy bandits (CGBs).
by Zerothreethirty November 21, 2025
Get the Chicago Glizzy Bandit (CGBs) mug.by SwiftJace December 16, 2025
Get the Bedtime Brownie Bandit mug.Did you hear? Peoples houses have been broken into by the "Bedtime Brownie bandit" They've been waking up with shit on them!
"bedtime Brownie Bandit??" who the fuck is that???
"bedtime Brownie Bandit??" who the fuck is that???
by Barking Biscuits December 16, 2025
Get the Bedtime Brownie Bandit mug.A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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