St. Bernards High School

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.

Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: Accurate.

by 69$$ March 20, 2017

Spread Titty Syndrome (STS)

When the cleavage of the breasts form isosceles triangles towards the outer edges of the body.

That chick over there has Spread Titty Syndrome (STS), I got her bra off and then they were hanging all weird.

by C Square March 27, 2009

St Michaels Grammar School

SMGS is a place where all the small demons from east Melbourne come to fornicate. It is usually done in the butt, doggie style, due to the fact that they are all faggots. The people that go to this place are the purest form of gay.

“Hello, I am an average St Michaels Grammar School student”
“Fuck off you stupid, bitchly, gay virgin slut”

by Little man gay June 30, 2018

St. Augustine Big Whale

An act of love making that requires some heavy lifting. While in St. Augustine, a rather large women (preferably 250lb+) approaches you with an offer to "do the dirty", as they say, back at her place. You then pursue a counter offer and immediately take her to the closest pier. Once there, it is important to stay as close to the edge of the pier for optimal results. You proceed in the act of love making and midway through when enough strength and muscle is gathered, you thrust and push with all your might as she plummets off the side. Make your way as quick as possible to the edge in order to see the rare splash of a "big whale" that very few people witness.

- " How was your weekend, man?"
- " Dude, I made my way down to St. Augustine and got approached with an offer I couldn't refuse."
- " Say it ain't so, you.... pulled off the St. Augustine Big Whale?"
- " Sure did, it brought a tear to my eye."

by St. Augustine Big Whale May 12, 2014

St Nicholas Chicken Day

This day is when St Nicholas Chicken was born. He is very German and this day replaces Valentines day because Valentines day is rigged.

"Wow! HAPPY ST NICHOLAS CHICKEN DAY!"
"Yes, the Feburary 14th!"

by #ABIYS February 14, 2022

St ives High School

A school who uses the government's funds for sandstone bricks.

St ives high school:
Person 1: "Hey with the funding, should we replace the bathrooms that smell like fucking shit?"
Principle: "NO, more sandstone bricks"

Person 1: "but"
Principle: "put as many SAND STONE BRICKS as you can"

by Mr Watson February 8, 2022

st raymond academy for boys

A school for fuck boys that are wanna be basketball players just because Isaiah Washington went/goes there have dances where all they do is double tap girls while they teachers pretend not to notice and only want to smash then dash bitches and always tryna get academy of mount st Ursula bitches cathedral bitches Preston bitches...

Him:I got to st Raymond academy for boys
Her:i know we dance at the school dance remember ?
Him:...

by Felix3415 August 18, 2017