Skip to main content

Square

Caroline is a bitch. That’s a square.
by Ana Lbeads August 14, 2018
mugGet the Squaremug.

allott squared

two brothers who will most probably f*ck you up in the gym… but you’ll thank them for it afterwards 💪🏻
You’re walking like John Wayne, you’ve been allott squared mate!
by fistbumpclub November 22, 2021
mugGet the allott squaredmug.

squared

Anything multiplied by anything
used to roast people back or avoid saying thing over and over again
Person 1: You stupid
Person 2: You’re stupid squared
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 3, 2025
mugGet the squaredmug.

Square

Let me get one them square
by Chowbones January 11, 2017
mugGet the Squaremug.

Squares

Used in sentences like “I got squares wich are crisps” but no one will say that so nevermind
by Squares September 18, 2020
mugGet the Squaresmug.

Square

A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.

Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.

Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.

They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons

major malfunction.

Hooman 2 - let's move away from it

for it is a fucking square

There is no fun to be had

in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
mugGet the Squaremug.

square knob

by yepnupcoz April 12, 2021
mugGet the square knobmug.

Share this definition