Jacob Smith

Jacob Smith is a really hot attractive person. Jacob is the sweetest person ever and perfect. he off limits though lol take the L bozo.

Loser: “Who’s jacob smith again?”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line”

by SeggsHaver3000 January 25, 2022

poppy smith

a raging lesbian who sells herself for cheap on the streets of bletchley

POPPY SMITH:” hiya gyal u want a scissor for £2?”
STRANGER:” fucking hell your cheap aren’t you you slut”

by anonymous December 2, 2024

D. Luke Smith

Not a small penis… The opposite of a small penis…I mean dear god it is huge… per T.H.

I can’t walk right after the D. Luke Smith!

by TCBWonderwoman March 1, 2025

gordon smith

Pieceofshitscumbagwhocouldgivelessthantwofucksaboutthelivesofthekidsinthetownhesocalledloves.

“I’m so happy we don’t have school today!”
“Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”

by big666cock666slayer666 April 24, 2018

Probane smith

When your poo is chard and moist and falls out continuously. It is a terrible experience to probane smith.

I probane smithed everywhere.

by Callum Shannon22566 August 5, 2024

Will Smith

Slapping someone for a perceived insult

Stop insulting my girlfriend. Don't let me Will Smith you!

by Misha_A April 2, 2022

Mars Smith

Mars Smith is a pretty funny person! They are fun to be around and is loveable. Some people will say they are a bad person and try to talk down but Mars doesn't care! Mars Smith is a tough cookie and I'm proud of them. :)

Also they got that ASS FR

"GYATT DAYYYYYMNNNN WHO IS THATTT😍😍"

"ohh shittt its my friend Mars Smith"

by mookmooks July 16, 2024