gluten free-tard

Any asshole that cruises restaurants spreading the fear of wheat into others while angering the entire staff and probably half of the customers. They do this while asking 30 questions and proudly sending back dishes that they fear contains an ingredient that almost nobody is allergic too until after they start the diet.

"excuse me sir, has this plate touched wheat ever?" "Are you allergic to wheat or are you a Gluten free-tard?"

by Annoyed Server September 15, 2012

tard jar

One who enjoys a nice salted rim and is a tard.. aka Stacy

Man I can believe that tard jar Stacy likes those salted rims..

by ArmChairEmperor March 17, 2004

Free-Tard

What one is called after failing miserably at free running

Ha he just tried to do a double back flip off a park bench and failed. What a Free-Tard.

by BigNasty69 December 10, 2012

bi-tard

A "straight" person who is Bi-curious, but who is afraid, and/or has no clue how to go about having a same sex experience. (Also bi-tarded) Usually this person has an unusual amount of gay, and lesbian friends and is often the only "straight" person in a group.

My friend Tiffany is so beautiful. I think about kissing her all the time. But I've never kissed a girl before and I'm nervous. I'm afraid to do anything about these feelings so I don't do anything. I am such a bi-tard.

by _Nic_ January 6, 2008

techno tard

someone who afraid/ignorant of electrical devices
e.g. phones, power tools ect.

haha that moron just stuck a fork in the wall socket what a techno tard

by r_u retarded April 16, 2009

Wii-Tard

A person who is incapable of playing the Ninetendo Wii.

While playing Wii Sports, Bob missed the baseball. Bob is a Wii-Tard

by Jacob Cobb December 24, 2007

Tard Your Style

The act of denigrating someone's stylistic choices.

"Dude, I'm not trying to tard your style or anything, but that haircut is fugly"

by Inlovewithforever July 9, 2010