a cat shit in my mouth

From a Meg Ryan movie 'Promised Land' and referenced to in Stephen King's 'Dreamcatcher' by Jason Lee. Lee as Jim/Beaver: "In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing, nuzzling and going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak and brush their goddamn teeth, which I don't think I'm alone in feeling is pretty much necessary when you wake up." then he says something like 'like meg ryan in that movie promised land'
Pete Moore (Timothy Olyphant): "Promised Land? Never heard of it."
Jim "Beaver" Claredon (Jason Lee): "Meg Ryan and uh whats his name? Reefer Sutherland..."
The Guys: "Keefer!"
Beaver: "...from I don't know 1988 or something. So, Meg Ryan wakes up in the morning and says "Where's the cat?" and he says "What cat?" and she says "The cat that shit in my mouth."
Morning breath is worse if you pass out without brushing your teeth, after a night of drinking and onion pizza after the bar.

~waking up the 'morning after'
Bev: Where's the cat?
Danny: What cat?
Bev: The cat that shit in my mouth.
Since my example has to use the exact phrase 'a cat shit in my mouth' and i quoted the movie and don't want to change it, I'll make more examples
~Amy: Damn where's that cat?
Chris: What cat? I thought you only had dogs
Amy: I do, but I think a cat shit in my mouth this morning"
~"Oh snap, your breath is so rank a cat must of shit in your mouth"

by Amy F. September 12, 2008

shit face cock master

Someon who is always drunk and suck dick all the time

Jon Hoffman is a shit face cock master who does it with Tim Alo every night

by Zach Garrison March 20, 2005

Dip Shit Pussy Bitch

What you say when you couldn't care less about the person talking, or if they are just so goddamn stupid they should screw a goat at a zoo. No comeback has ever been invented to combat this insult.

Teacher: Remember, Pythagoras' theorum is c2=a2+b2

Student: Pythagoras has an ass in his books!

Teacher: WHAT WAS THAT?

Student: Fuck you goddamn dip shit pussy bitch!!!

Teacher: ...

by J03pH1SH November 14, 2009

get that shit out of here

When something means nothing for you or disturb you, and you don't want it near of you. Sometimes can be use in a funny way.

I hate it, get that shit out of here!

or I don't like it, get that shit out of here

by hourminutes July 11, 2014

Joe Shit the Rag Man

A term used during the 1960's and early 70's used by somebody either forgotten or intentionally not invited to some kind of function (party, orgy, etc.), the last to know about something, or whose opinion wasn't either wanted or solicited.

Btw, boisterous, ignorant, low iq marines (i'm redundant...) like to take credit for this term, like everything else of their non-invention...

Example: WTF, why wasn't I told about this? Who am I, Joe Shit the rag man or something?

by caveputorium December 19, 2012

Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken

1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)

1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..

by TRINNY BITCH September 10, 2011

Look Before You Shit

The act to checking for sufficient toilet paper before sitting down to take a shit. This will help you to avoid having to yell for somebody outside the bathroom to get you a new roll.

Boyfriend: Um, honey, can you get me some toilet paper?
Girlfriend: Sucks for you, look before you shit!

by Dapts March 29, 2011