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Half a man

When a guy gets testicle cancer and has too get one nut removed.
Look at ol uniball, he had nut cancer so he's only half a man.
by Racist Bstard October 16, 2020
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sexiest man on earth

Busto Caponi is the sexiest man on earth, to an unhealthy degree some may say
person 1: i wish i was busto soo bad...

person 2: stop dreaming.

Busto is the sexiest man on earth
by busto2 October 16, 2020
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Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.
Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.
by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020
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Sydney Man

A guy named Sydney because mom wanted a girl
"I thought Sydney was a girl's name" NO ITS SYDNEY MAN
by oOXxIIxXOo October 17, 2020
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Resco Man

Any peroson with a nose extending outwards of 4' from the face, and it must envelope most of the face
Omg, look, its the resco man!
by rob September 25, 2003
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One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.
Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.
by inagadadavida November 10, 2012
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Mon Man

A very sexy, cool, amazing girl who has an unfortunate nickname because her friends are mean.
person 1: "Why is that girl's friends calling her mon man?"

person 2: "Because she has a dick."

person 1: "Oh..."
by DaisyTheMexican December 25, 2012
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