are you shitting my dick

another way of saying; "are you kidding me?"
"are you shitting my dick?"

"Are you shitting my dick man? I just got that car and you scratched it!"

by ITSALLYLMFAO March 21, 2022

ADS (After Dinner Shit)

The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed.

Frank, Stefan, Luis, Andrew and darcy had finished eating curry. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS (After Dinner Shit) straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...

by Luis, Frank, Stefan ,Andrew, January 26, 2009

keep your shit up

To keep up the good work, carry on doing what you're doing and don't slack.

GG dude, keep your shit up.

by WeeklyFromYT February 9, 2018

put the shits up you

To frighten badly; terrify.

That Freddy Krueger could really put the shits up you.

by Smoodge the Naked August 17, 2006

Don't shit your pants

An extremely fun, challenging, survival horror game where you attempt the impossible... to not shit your pants!

Don't shit your pants is an excellent trainer for a toddler.

by white brown March 28, 2011

Shit Guzzling Rim Jock

1. Homosexual

2. Stupid Person, usually male, but not always.

3. Slutty Gay,

4. fun insult

1. Dude, turns out my best freinds brother is a shit guzzling rim jock

2. Oh! look what she did to my hoover.. shit guzzling rim jock!

3. Whoa slow down man, you are turning into a shit guzzling rim jock

4. shut up man, you shit guzzling rim jock

by Vickeesgay October 30, 2007

San Diego Shit Sandwich

A sexual accident which occurs when someone is performing cunnilingus on a female from the Baja region of Mexico. The female farts, which subsequently becomes a shart and the male ingests a portion of the stick suprise, much to his pleasure.

Hey dude, I had a delicious San Diego Shit Sandwich from Rosalita last night.

by GringoTENN January 19, 2009