A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023

the definition of a man/men is someone who does anything just because they can and receives anything just because they want it. A man can pursue anything in the work force and yet a women has to fight for a place in the company. A strong man is the most terrifying thing in the world. just knowing that if he wanted to he could kill you is enough to make me cry.
be careful out there ladies
be careful out there ladies
by anonymous women May 20, 2023

Person #1: dude did you hear about the Kamala Harris Fortnite map
Person #2: yeah man
Person #1: no dude I swear it’s fire it has Megan thee stallion twerking
Person #2: yeah man
Person #2: yeah man
Person #1: no dude I swear it’s fire it has Megan thee stallion twerking
Person #2: yeah man
by Crammedlamb68 November 14, 2024

My friend Daniel Banks who told me he as an 9 inch hog were in 8th grade tho
Nazi liker
friends with Wally T
Yeehaw
Nazi liker
friends with Wally T
Yeehaw
by BIGLUIE November 29, 2022

by Tobin Klaw October 1, 2018

by Shivering Leg Man Co June 6, 2020
