polish corn dog

When someone puts a roll of pennies into a condom( ties the ends), then lubes it with ketchup and mustard and then proceeds to fuck someone in the ass with it and yell..."OOOOYEAH CORN DOGGY DOGGY" and then eats the crusts off of the sides of a piece of bread.

Mark asked me asked me to do the Polish corn dog with him...
I didn't say no.

by Rincryo November 7, 2017

Peoria Corn Snake

The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.

Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.

by The Pennsylvania Growler July 27, 2016

corn-battered hotdog

A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.

The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.

by SavageSkittles January 11, 2017

corn syrup daddy

broke ass mother fucker that thinks he can afford up scale hookers, not the $40 crack hoes

dave's a corn syrup daddy that thinks he can charm melissa from erotic monkey with home made chicken noodle soup.

by saavy chimp September 11, 2021

Frosted Corn Flakes

The dried flakes of cum that have ether been peeled off or have fallen off of a vagina. Usually happens when a girl has many guys in one night.

Dude! did you see the frosted corn flakes fall out of that girls shorts?

by jackhoff247 December 10, 2010

Secondhand corn on the cob

Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.

Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.

Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!

by Puckstopper92 March 30, 2015

corn stack bark

a massive fart

shane did a corn stack bark and blew his jocks off

by bobba September 6, 2010