The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
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"Dude me, Janna, and brittany had a threesome the other night, I totally pulled a mongolian unicorn on them"
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Get the Unicorn mug.A power unicorn is a sub brandishing a rainbow or otherwise colourful/sparkly strap on. Power unicorns don’t take the reins; rather, they are ridden. 🦄
“Shelley had a wet dream last night about a power unicorn.”
“I was at the queer bar and I met a power unicorn. She was both stunning and terrifying.”
“I was at the queer bar and I met a power unicorn. She was both stunning and terrifying.”
by \buffalo-brown November 20, 2020
Get the Power unicorn mug.The description unicorn has two positive meanings and uses.
First in describing a person who is a unicorn, they are seen as unusual, untouchable and awe inspiring in how they act, live and work. This relates a lot to the surprise factor they cause also being either a positive role model to people or a eye opener. Examples would be a woman working well in a typically male job, a man in an unusual or surprising clothes or manner or a person having unusual, godly, fascinating, awe invoking qualities.
The second refers to unicorn as an adjective and describing something such as an event or book that is a rare or unbelievable occurrence. Ideally add references to unicorn stories like: I found it by chance in the woods, it lay it’s head on my lap, it thinks I’m a virgin, I touched its mane, I went on a unicorn hunt.
First in describing a person who is a unicorn, they are seen as unusual, untouchable and awe inspiring in how they act, live and work. This relates a lot to the surprise factor they cause also being either a positive role model to people or a eye opener. Examples would be a woman working well in a typically male job, a man in an unusual or surprising clothes or manner or a person having unusual, godly, fascinating, awe invoking qualities.
The second refers to unicorn as an adjective and describing something such as an event or book that is a rare or unbelievable occurrence. Ideally add references to unicorn stories like: I found it by chance in the woods, it lay it’s head on my lap, it thinks I’m a virgin, I touched its mane, I went on a unicorn hunt.
I was at Burning man and saw a unicorn. She was so inspiring and made me realize I should find my inner balance.
I went to an exhibition of local artists and nearly fell over when I realized it was just female artists. It’s so rare to get to see unicorn exhibitions, and I stumbled into one in the woods!
I found this really cool Unicorn book you might like, It’s a science fiction fantasy from a transgender perspective. Really unusual story writing.
You don’t just go on a unicorn hunt, you always are. It just depends if the unicorn will show up for you and lay it’s head on your lap. For some it’s a once in a lifetime experience.
I went to an exhibition of local artists and nearly fell over when I realized it was just female artists. It’s so rare to get to see unicorn exhibitions, and I stumbled into one in the woods!
I found this really cool Unicorn book you might like, It’s a science fiction fantasy from a transgender perspective. Really unusual story writing.
You don’t just go on a unicorn hunt, you always are. It just depends if the unicorn will show up for you and lay it’s head on your lap. For some it’s a once in a lifetime experience.
by Kant20 November 23, 2020
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Get the deadpool unicorn mug.My neck is still sore from the unicorn play from last night. I'm not used to all that thrusting with my forehead.
by Unicorn Player December 28, 2020
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