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Lock Haven University 

A primarily white college in the middle of no mans land, Pennsylvania. Parties all night, study all day. The college kids dont give a shit about townies and run the entire town.
It dont matter if ur black, white, latino or russian, Everyone parties together. School also has a lot of international students who are very hott. The school is about 15 mins away from State college where a lot of people go to party. Good school to get ur shyt done and graduate in time, while also having a good time. Some people think its boring because they never take the time to have fun with other people, instead they stick with the same cliques and complain when they get bored.
Lock Haven University the place where girls are hot and naked girls skinny dipping in the dike are even hotter.
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Towson University 

Towson University is home to some of the most unique college students in the nation. A very up and coming division 1 college. Party school with gorgeous girls, but most students take studies seriously even with partying.
academics
Towson accelerates in sports medicine psychology and business. An excellent business program. Students report classes are rough but manageable. choice of teachers is crucial as well as schedule .. NO FRIDAYS! Towson has a beautiful brand new art building and shows are performed regularly.
social scene
A huge stoner school with beautiful women. Most kids who attend get ridiculously drunk and will admit to blacking out at least once a weekend, if not all 3 nights. Thursdays are huge club nights in Baltimore. Free drink specials at clubs on college night is a huge attraction. Out of state kids admit to spending a ton of money while down/up at school and seem to never regret spending a cent. Your experience is most likley defined by the friends you meet and hang out with . If you find the right friends (which you will if you like to have a good time, and are not the shyest kid in the world)your experience will be incredible.
Bottom line TOWSON IS THE BEST COLLEGE ON THE EAST COAST TO ATTEND.
my friends came down to Towson University for a weekend and did not want to ever leave.

Indiana University 

University in Bloomington, Indiana.
Known for having good basketball teams (bob knight) and bad football teams.

AKA: IU

Rival is Purdue.
Billy: "Did Indiana University win the Big 10 Tourney this year?"
Me: "No, they lost by 1 to Ohio St."

:(

North Georgia College and State University. 

A military college which produces cadets who are known to be masters of the political bullshit that goes on in the Army, but lack any scholastic ability.
My cousin Joe couldn't get into West Point, so he decided to try his luck at North Georgia College and State University.

Princeton University Band 

The only Ivy band that houses the Brown Band when we visit. After the game, regardless of the outcome, we go into the fountain with the Princeton University Band and play. We love 'em, but the uniforms keep triggering epileptic fits.
Brown Bandie 1: We're going to throw a party for the Princeton University Band when they come to campus tomorrow.
Brown Bandie 2: Okay, well we'll need to get sunglasses then.
Brown Bandie 1: It's okay, they won't be wearing their plaid.

Arcadia University 

Arcadia Univeristy is a college that is located in Glenside, PA 19038. It is a relatively small college with classes that are the size of a High School. It specializes in sutdy abroad, and has a high percentage of women and people who are gay. They can also claim a percentage of students from several different countries, and most students study abroad by the time they graduate because for many majors it is a requirment. It cost like 37,000 (07/08) to live on campus and attend. They have a freshman spring preview, where some of the freshmand class can go to spain, london, scottland, or italy for spring break for something like 700$. It is located relatively close to Phili, and the majority of the population is from PA and leaves for the weekend. It is a good campus for students that like small classes (there are freshman classes that have been like 8 students big though the average is like 20-25). It used to be Beaver College and be an all girls school several years ago. Its name was changed when the college attained University status.
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Person one: hey have you heard of Arcadia University?
Person two: no where is that?
Person one: Its in Glenside,Pa like near Phili.
Person two: oh that is the old Beaver College

Liberty University

an evangelical indoctrination of a "college" founded by jerry Falwell to raise the next generation of mindless religious right neocons.
guy one: dude i hear girls arent allowed in guys dorms at liberty university.

guy two: sweet, hopefully that means they wont breed.