Turd Burgular

When having sex through the back door, only to pull your tool out and find a clump of turd attached to your knob

"Turd Burgular" I turd burgled Cindy last Saturday night but disaster averted, I wiped it on her curtains before she found out

by Turd burgular 101 July 13, 2011

turd burgler

A gay person, one who burgles turds from the rectum of his gay partner.

hahhaha......no, you = turd burgler, i win.

by Greg Campbell January 18, 2003

turd meister

master of the turds
biggest turd of them all

Fucking hell he is such a terd meister

by Matt Breen May 16, 2005

Janky Turd

Janky Turd is a BMX bike that is poorly made.

two of the four bolt holes in stem are threaded at an angle ( stem is awful as a whole as well), bearings in bb are notchy, cranks are bent, chain looks like it was spray painted in driveway by my 8 year old nephew, freewheel and hub failed before i reached end of street. This 2010 DC Quadangle is a janky turd.

by BMXstuff January 17, 2012

turd smack

someone who is a big loser, the biggest wanker you've ever met

God Jason you're such a turd smack

by Crystal Ernsting July 15, 2006

turd nug

shitty weed

this is turd nug

by dfsa December 12, 2003

ghost turds

dust under bed u find when dong sum spring cleaning

dust under bed, can be found under coffee tables and dressers, dumb little ghost turds

by jOMEL March 27, 2007