The True Melons 

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.

The True Melons are the best :P

The True Melons by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019

holy true crime 

when something in the true crime community is shocking / epic

holy true crime that’s epic

holy true crime by tedbundyswife2020 April 2, 2020

Vajected(True) 

When a guy hits on a woman and has no chance in hell.

I was trying to get laid by that hot chick over there and she Vajected(true) me hardcore.

Vajected(True) by Losinc June 10, 2021

The True Axolotl 

I am *The True Axolotl*, I love *Stevorium*, like almost all of us in the *Discord* of *Steve5*, I *write*, I do *art*, i do *skins* and i don't *simp*.

Bob: look, its *The True Axolotl*
*Tenseigod*: Can he be my Pet?????!!??
Bob: yes he can.

The True Axolotl by The True Axolotl August 24, 2021

The true Andres 

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”

“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”

The true Andres by El doritos November 1, 2021

oh true

a quantifiable measurement of pain

Sheila filed for divorce yesterday she is taking the kids, that is at least 35 oh trues. that is like 7 fivers right there

oh true by Alchemancer December 5, 2021

Super-true 

The response when someone recognizes that something you said is obviously, and unassailably true.

"Al Gore has the personality of a tree stump."

"That's super-true."

Super-true by Muznskwirl March 1, 2022