Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

by Gmannetje June 27, 2022

tool

synonym for dick, prick, or dickhead. Definition can apply to a guy's penis, or to someone who acts like a dick.

1. My boss won't get off my ass - he's such a tool.

2. That chick really likes my tool.

by drrobert October 26, 2011

Tool

Someone who you would describe as dumb, stupid or silly

Calvin you’re being such a tool

by SH1526 September 29, 2020

tool

one who is sometimes referred to as 'amit'

It was amit! = It was tool!
Note the lower case 'a'

by amit? April 10, 2007

Tool

Used to describe someone you can’t stand but has everything piece of equipment you need to do the job just “OK”.

This job has to get done, we need the correct tool. Let’s call Greg Zanni

by Datdewd July 6, 2021

tool

a piece of software that carries out a particular function, typically creating or modifying another program.

The tool streamlined the development process, automating repetitive tasks.

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

Jawls tool

A tool used to jawls with. Depending on your profession, this could mean a giant lensed camera, or an Iphone. Used to zoom in and act like a noob and "OMG" over something and knob the other person off. Basically a tool a tool uses to suck dick with.

DUDE! NOS CHICKS! GET OUT THE JAWLS TOOL. ZOOOOOOOOM. TITTTIES.

Man, your jawls tool has such a big depth. I can see her nipples.

by JAWLSERFANBOIIIIIIIII2 July 25, 2011