he's the smartest guy you'll ever meet, he has a long and thicc penis and loves albanian boys (Edis)
he has a little brother that could some day even reach his full potential and surpass him in terms of intelligence.
he has a little brother that could some day even reach his full potential and surpass him in terms of intelligence.
Guy1: What's with this Toni guy?
Guy2: He's the smartest person i've ever met. But don't get me started on his brother...
Guy2: He's the smartest person i've ever met. But don't get me started on his brother...
by Emilio88 January 29, 2024
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by dg1301 April 5, 2023
Get the Tony Blair mug.The most multi-cultural man you will ever meet. He gets the meat sweats and has been the to the Balkans more than you have. Bengali curry is his middle name.
Guy: I'm off to South Africa this summer, can't wait to see the wildlife
Tony Uddin: Ahhh BEAUTIFUL, been to South Africa 24,450 times, love it there.
Guy: oh really?
Tony Uddin: yeah yeah I'm going again after the multi-cultural Bengali curry fest with my servant Nixon
Tony Uddin: Ahhh BEAUTIFUL, been to South Africa 24,450 times, love it there.
Guy: oh really?
Tony Uddin: yeah yeah I'm going again after the multi-cultural Bengali curry fest with my servant Nixon
by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023
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by soapysausageducky April 23, 2023
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Tells all of his friend's his girlfriend is cheating, steals from him, does gang bangs when the fact is she is not doing any of those thing's. He is/was.
He's a 2 faced lying snitch. So be careful he will get you hemmed up with his CI ass
Tells all of his friend's his girlfriend is cheating, steals from him, does gang bangs when the fact is she is not doing any of those thing's. He is/was.
He's a 2 faced lying snitch. So be careful he will get you hemmed up with his CI ass
Alex- why are you being so mean to your G.F. ?
Tony- she's a lying puddle whore
Alex: do you know this for sure?
Tony- no.
Tony- she's a lying puddle whore
Alex: do you know this for sure?
Tony- no.
by #Yourlieswillcatchupwithyou May 8, 2023
Get the Tony mug.A Tony is a rare sight and reclusive in nature, choosing to order dominos and binge death note instead of going out and being social. Tony's are dreadful at committing to plans due to the fact they're allergic to responding to messages until 2 weeks have passed. This godless creature isn't aggressive to most, but does have a tendency to get in screaming matches with the one known as Ezekiel.
Fuck you tony!!!
by scribble May 8, 2023
Get the Tony mug.Ol’ Tony is one of many nicknames of a cowboy who is named Anthony or Tony. He is a risk taker and is nice to the ladies, he is a lone drifter and is probably armed to the teeth and if on his bad side, he will see you but you won’t be able to see him until your ass is kicked. He loves horses and wants to develop a relationship with every horse he meets even if he doesn’t own them. He is an outdoorsman and prefers to piss outside than in a bathroom. He love it when his adrenaline is pumped and is usually the the cowboy that will be on the back of a bucking bronc. He loves to rodeo regardless of making 8 seconds or getting his ass bucked off. He loves the Old West and is a cowboy poet and balladeer. He like many cowboys will do anything in his power to keep the Western way of life alive. He doesn’t take kindly to bossiness unless it is his boss giving him orders. Here is the type of guy that would be outside 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year and he loves American West.
by Cowboy of no name November 20, 2023
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