Evan

If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt

If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt

by Dabbing Monster July 25, 2019

Evanism

Evanism is a religious cult based of being a different than everyone if someone likes something like valorant evanisms well make it their job to hate that video game and day another ones different not only this if they meet a girl and they start talking to them they well automatically start liking and listening too the girls music taste to relate with her

Bro this guy is being so different defiantly and evanism

by Yeuri June 6, 2022

Evan

Stereotypically boys names Evan have a huge penis

I spent last night with Evan and omg his penis was huge

by NotJ.G.O October 1, 2023

logan thirteen evans

a dude who is white

loves anime

really swag

has a cool hat and form his words has a massive cock

wow! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(

by RamOrRow November 28, 2023

Evan

A man whose soul captures you from a great distance, whose purity of heart and sparking of mind delights and fires your own soul, whose voice and breath and beating heart feel like an extension of your own, whose dreams and passions and zeal for life become infused with yours, whose searching eyes point you to your own universe, kaleidoscopic beauty unfolding and a thousand suns rising.

Evan is the sweetest man ever.

by KCAnne October 12, 2023

Evan

Finest fucker out there and has a huge cock and loves women

i love evan

by imhimoo4 April 19, 2023

Evan

Evan is a wonderful, loving, cute, handsome, funny guy. He loves to cuddle and have a good time. He loves watching cute movies together as a couple and is a big big big munch. He usually has a mullet that he really pulls off. His mullet is the most gracious and perfect of all time.

You don’t want to miss out on an Evan.

“I love how cool Evan is!”

by catmuncher132 May 25, 2023