Swamp-slam

*must be done by 7 foot ogre woman*
The act of ejecting yourself from your $2 rolling chair into the skull of the inferior being attempting to t-pose upon you.

In kindergarten, i got swamp-slammed for trying to show the letter t with my body. Hard. I now have brain damage.

by Sweatysalamander September 17, 2018

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Swamp Brain

(Noun) The feeling of fogginess and fatigue felt in the head the day after smoking a ton of weed.

"I woke up with the worst swamp brain today. I gotta rip a bong ASAP to get rid of it."

by Than Leolater June 1, 2018

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Swamp Donkey

When a man and woman are having sex and she gives him the special, he flips her over and sticks his special covered penis into her vagina.

I tried to give my girlfriend a swamp donkey but she didn’t really want it.

by Dick Peterman June 4, 2018

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Swamp donkey

A very tall lanky ugly guy, usually spends his time drinking twisted teas on the weekend with the boys and thinks it’s cool when it is not. Can also be found playing fortnite solos on his days off

Hey swamp donkey how’s it goin today

by The man17 June 11, 2018

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