Quite possibly one of the greatest web comics EVER! Cheaply drawn, but it adds to it. Funny beyond a doubt, excellent through and through.
by Galloping Ghost June 13, 2005
Get the white ninja mug.Someone that knows how to properly write kick ass scripts in GemStone IV, to be a Script Ninja, you must know how to write a proper script, and being able to use counters save variables, and the LabelError feature.
J Tech just wrote this kick ass pooka hunting script for me, that kinda skill is only that of a Script Ninja.
by J Tech February 3, 2004
Get the Script-Ninja mug.A cyclist riding against the flow of traffic with no reflective clothing or lights especially at night.
Justin broke his collarbone because he collided with a ninja salmon that was riding towards him in the bike lane.
by BikeEasy.org September 11, 2012
Get the Ninja Salmon mug.The Ninja and a computer virus have many in common.
-Ninja from feudal ages of Japan disguised there selves as Merchants, Geisha, Travellers, Farmers anything that would make them look harmless to blend in or any disguised like Geisha, Priests, Musicians that would make it easy for them to get in to an enemy castles
-A computer virus disguised itself as a normal program or a fake antivirus like Security Shield to make itself look harmless to blend in or diguised as an add from the internet to make it easy for them to get in to a your computer
-A Shogun (War general) would send a ninja to steel important information like battle plans or assassinate enemy Shoguns
-A Hacker would send a virus to steel important information or destroy your computer
-The ninja powned the samurai using stealth tactics same with the computer virus powning crap Fire walls or crap anti viruses like MacAfee, Norton, Avast, etc. I know from experience don’t hate me…Samurai were equivalent to crap anti viruses so when a samurai tries to protect/guarded his Shogun, chances of a samurai were 2/10 against a ninja
-The only thing strong enough to protect a shogun from a ninja was another ninja so back then Tokogawa the shogun used them as Body guards disguised as his gardeners.
-AVG is equivalent to Tokogawa's ninjas. If you need to defend yourself against computer ninjas get AVG it's free, search it up.
-Ninja from feudal ages of Japan disguised there selves as Merchants, Geisha, Travellers, Farmers anything that would make them look harmless to blend in or any disguised like Geisha, Priests, Musicians that would make it easy for them to get in to an enemy castles
-A computer virus disguised itself as a normal program or a fake antivirus like Security Shield to make itself look harmless to blend in or diguised as an add from the internet to make it easy for them to get in to a your computer
-A Shogun (War general) would send a ninja to steel important information like battle plans or assassinate enemy Shoguns
-A Hacker would send a virus to steel important information or destroy your computer
-The ninja powned the samurai using stealth tactics same with the computer virus powning crap Fire walls or crap anti viruses like MacAfee, Norton, Avast, etc. I know from experience don’t hate me…Samurai were equivalent to crap anti viruses so when a samurai tries to protect/guarded his Shogun, chances of a samurai were 2/10 against a ninja
-The only thing strong enough to protect a shogun from a ninja was another ninja so back then Tokogawa the shogun used them as Body guards disguised as his gardeners.
-AVG is equivalent to Tokogawa's ninjas. If you need to defend yourself against computer ninjas get AVG it's free, search it up.
Example:
Dude1: Hey dude im under attack by a computer ninja, But I Have Avast though Im saved
Dude2:Hahahahahaha!!!
Dude1:????
Dude2:dude your dealing with a NINJA! Its a freaking Ninja!!!
Dude1:n?
Dude2:I used to have avast it couldnt even remove a worm. Only a ninja can beat a ninja, Get AVG
Dude1: Hey dude im under attack by a computer ninja, But I Have Avast though Im saved
Dude2:Hahahahahaha!!!
Dude1:????
Dude2:dude your dealing with a NINJA! Its a freaking Ninja!!!
Dude1:n?
Dude2:I used to have avast it couldnt even remove a worm. Only a ninja can beat a ninja, Get AVG
by WayOfDaShadowarrior March 11, 2012
Get the Computer Ninja mug.The act of waiting outside someones parked car to see if they leave their car open. If they do you run in after they leave, then you hot box there car. When they come back they'll think ninjas did it.
:Ay yo you here about those kids that ninja boxed my car?
:Yeah Fool those kids are from the swabbage patch kids they be keeping it treal dog.
:Yeah Fool those kids are from the swabbage patch kids they be keeping it treal dog.
by MR.Burns7530 June 30, 2011
Get the Ninja Box mug.This, along with Railraider originated with a 2016/2017 Kickstarter campaign for a game delivered over a year late. The backers were continually lied to and given the wrong information.
verb
verb: Ninja Dave; 3rd person present: Ninja Daves; past tense: Ninja Daved; past participle: Ninja Daved; gerund or present participle: Ninja Daving
1. to entangle yourself in self-aggrandizing lies, ostensibly for profit or self-benefit, but inevitably doing more damage than good.
2. any self-defeating behavior .
noun
noun: Ninja Dave; plural noun: Ninja Daves
1. an unsuccessful attempt at deceiving or tricking someone.
2. a person unsuccessful at deceiving or trickery who attempts it often.
verb
verb: Ninja Dave; 3rd person present: Ninja Daves; past tense: Ninja Daved; past participle: Ninja Daved; gerund or present participle: Ninja Daving
1. to entangle yourself in self-aggrandizing lies, ostensibly for profit or self-benefit, but inevitably doing more damage than good.
2. any self-defeating behavior .
noun
noun: Ninja Dave; plural noun: Ninja Daves
1. an unsuccessful attempt at deceiving or tricking someone.
2. a person unsuccessful at deceiving or trickery who attempts it often.
"Scott is pulling a Ninja Dave, everyone knows he's never been to Hollywood!"
"I have been Ninja Daving for six months now. She finally figured out I am neither rich nor famous and kicked me to the curb
"I have been Ninja Daving for six months now. She finally figured out I am neither rich nor famous and kicked me to the curb
by f0-shizzle November 11, 2017
Get the Ninja Dave mug.Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.
Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
by MaximumCamoflauge March 8, 2008
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