wireframe monkey

A wannabe user experience designer without any design inspiration or interest. Will work for anyone, Will draw anything

Yo! did you see the new UX hire?
Who? That wireframe monkey?

by savageUX February 7, 2018

plague monkey

An employee who still comes in to work sick and spreads his germs all over the place when he should stay home.

Bob came in to work sicker than a plague monkey just to get his work done. Now everybody is going to get sick.

by Roy Mulders May 20, 2007

monkey physics

The inexplicable physics that dictates the world of Nintendo's "Super Monkey Ball" games.

The monkey physics made it so when I barely tapped the bomb I flew way over my mark.

by Stuart J December 5, 2005

Spank Monkey

A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.

Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.

by NickCosmoSonde October 5, 2008

dub monkey

A person that will propagate the idea that idea that dubbed anime is better than subbed anime no matter the quality of the said dub.

"they are such a dub monkey, they can hear Naruto saying "believe it" without coughing up blood"

by calboom March 8, 2019

monkey ring

when you rub the outer area of your partners butthole with your knuckle.

Last night I gave Lena a monkey ring until she shit on my knuckle.

by bigsexy.inc May 3, 2018

Monkey Guvnor

Term used in a number of phrases basically meaning "top dog" or a descriptive term for something which is really good (some people add the word "face" on the end which is only used whilst addressing a friend or someone you know well, can be taken as extremely offensive otherwise)

"Wow! you really are the Monkey Guvnor"
"Good morning me ol'Monkey Guvnor face"

by Pillga January 16, 2005