knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit

a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.

I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!

by weave March 24, 2003

Razer - The Hammer

God of bans. His hammer hits harder than the belt of your dad, when he sees your college exam score. Women want to be with him, men want to be like him. He knows everything and sees everything. You cant escape his hammer.

God: I fear no man.
God: But that thing...
*Shows a pic of Razer - The Hammer*
God: That thing fucking scares me.

by godimperator January 12, 2018

Hammer Time

"Jacked up feet"... Eddie Murphy in Boomerang

Eddie: Man, I don't know if I can date that girl anymore. I pulled back the covers on her feet and hammer time.

Martin: C'mon man, you don't fuck her feet, damn!

by Dvlsadvk8 July 2, 2021

Hammer Head

The male version of camel toe

“He was sporting some serious hammer head.”
“Those grey sweatpants really show off that hammer head.”

by FeloniusMunk April 19, 2025

Talking-Hammer

a hammer that talks

bob has a talking-hammer

by The big pp boy February 6, 2023

hammer juice

Ejaculate.

He pasted my rusty sherif's badge with his hammer juice.

by Ed Richards November 10, 2013

Hammer sister

Blonde woman that works for Ming Brother, is one of the most requested dancers. She also looks like a teen, furthermore she cries once in a while.

Ming Brother: Xie Xie Dachoh
Hammer sister: Xie Xie Dachoh

Hammer sister : *cries*
Ming Brother: 行去南色形大小是 那个

by hammer sister September 8, 2021