Penis tip of Canada

Where Toronto and the surrounding areas are, includes Ottawa and Montreal.

"i live in Toronto!"
"you live in the Penis tip of Canada?"

by Freecorn1854 August 3, 2023

Canada's History

Once Canada failed to suck off Florida because not enough Viagra was used.

Did you hear that Shiela got all sloppy on Cody?
Yeah... she reenacted Canada's History.

by bowmand19852 February 4, 2010

Canada Dry

The one soda that still tastes good after going flat while being sugar and caffeine free.

"The Canadian ball sack goes Canada Dry after a month of back to back sex. "

by Soupy Man 69 January 27, 2022

Canada's history

(noun) - A sexual act invlovling two hermaphrodites, a Stanley cup, maple syrup, and antlers. An act originating in Montreal, just in view of Sarah Palin's home, each hermaphrodite lubes the other with maple syrup. One then stuffs a stanley cup into the other's vagina. The other then stuffs antlers into the first's vagina. After doing this, the hermaphrodites insert their male members into the other's female parts.

Guy one: Did you check out twohermaphroditesonestanleycuponeantler.com?
Guy two: Seen it before. It's just a Canada's history.

by Stephen T. Colbert February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.

Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?

by colbertfan91918 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act only successfully performed once by Steven Colbert with Barbara Streisand's nose and lots of baby powder.

Yeah, he Canada's history -'d her REAL good!

by TheWorkman February 4, 2010

Canada

A Country With 10 Provinces And 3 Territories Which Include: Nova Scotia New Brunswick Prince Edward Island Newfoundland And Labrador Quebec Ontario Manitoba Saskatchewan Alberta British Colombia
The Territories Include: Nunavut Northwest Territories Yukon Large Cities Include: Toronto Montreal Calgary Vancouver Victoria Halifax Winnipeg And Edmonton Canada Is The Second Largest Country With 9,984,670 km2 (6204186.302 in miles) and it is the 9th largest gdp at 1.643 Trillion (1.27 usd) it is a firm NATO member and has a population of 38.01 Million

I am moving to canada tommorow

by canadianthegreat June 16, 2022