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california nine

A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.
Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?
by Nome de Guerre July 7, 2014
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California Coastline

When a man nuts on a girl’s pussy while she pees, creating a wave-like design on her vagina.
Person 1: Yo bro, what did you do over the weekend?
Person 2: I took my girl to the California Coastline!
by Nutballs2025 October 18, 2025
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California Celibate

When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.
"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."
by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024
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California Salad Bar

The place where you buy your weed.
by FreshDangler April 6, 2016
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California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.
John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.
by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025
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california dip

The act of orally pleasuring a man whilst he is performing a push up! Generally performed after a woman can no longer stand to be on her knees!
My knees hurt Babe can we try a California Dip?
by kriskiki92 September 29, 2017
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California Mud

Soy sauce mixed with Wasabi. A sort of improvised dipping sauce popular among some American sushi lovers.
In California, some sushi lovers will mix the dollop of wasabi given to them with the soy sauce in the dipping dish. This is never done in Japan. If a Japanese person likes wasabi on their sushi, they will place a small piece directly on the sushi, but Americans who like wasabi will just put it in the soy sauce to evenly distribute it when they dip the sushi. Making "California Mud" is not considered rude inside Japan, but it will raise a few eyebrows since sushi has a "proper" way to be eaten.
by wakkadoodooo October 8, 2017
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