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Dog House

1. When someone is an ass and really pisses you off, you put them in the dog house.

2. You hurt my feelings, screw you.

3. When a man forgets his anniversary, his wife can put him in the dog house.
Buddy was taking advantage of my hospitality so he's in the dog house.
by Jamie Savard January 9, 2004
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Hot Dogging

When a naked male gets a boner and sandwhiches it in between his also naked partners ass cheeks, thus forming a hot dog.
When i rolled over to spoon my girlfriend in bed one morning, she yelled at me for hot dogging her when my hot dog slipped in between her buns.
by Greengoodness July 30, 2010
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Dog License

The right to flirt with a cute girl/ guy you don't know because they're walking their dog.
He's so cute I got his number thanks to the dog license!
by AmorHiltonOMG September 5, 2009
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Trailer Dog

A hot dog with no bun, ketchup, mustard, ect.
I wanted to have a hot dog for lunch, but i didnt have any of the fixins so i got stuck with a trailer dog.
by Ben Gipsi April 21, 2009
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Smile Dog

In old urban legend that shows a photo of a dog with creepy human teeth that is smiling. Urban legend is that if you don’t share that photo with around 10 people you will die. One of the most famous quotes is “spread the word
person 1: omg someone sent me the smile dog picture
Person 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10:* blocks person 1*
by Persais101 November 9, 2019
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dog gra

tfw you do not know what ur cousin means in joke boat at the beach be like
Me:wow that was a funny joke

Cousin(1): we totaly nailed that one

cousin(2): oh shoot its my turn INSERT JOKE PICKUP HERE (punchline) dog gra... you know what i mean?

uncle:WhAt ThAt GoT vOtEs??!

Me:wow that was just wow

thank you for listening to my ted talk
by TheFurryOfTheFam October 16, 2020
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dog mustard

the state pertaining to silly putty after it has become a uniform shade of grey
man, this silly putty used to be glow-in-the-dark-green, but now it's total dog mustard. im gonna go drown my sorrows in strawberry soda and cheap cocaine.
by DOG MUSTARD August 26, 2003
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