monkey ring

when you rub the outer area of your partners butthole with your knuckle.

Last night I gave Lena a monkey ring until she shit on my knuckle.

by bigsexy.inc May 3, 2018

wireframe monkey

A wannabe user experience designer without any design inspiration or interest. Will work for anyone, Will draw anything

Yo! did you see the new UX hire?
Who? That wireframe monkey?

by savageUX February 7, 2018

Ebola Monkey

A slacker on drugs.

Fred did not show up to work because he partied all last night. Now we have to take on that slackers work load. What an Ebola Monkey.

by slacker7f39 July 26, 2009

Spank Monkey

A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.

Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.

by NickCosmoSonde October 5, 2008

Monkey Guvnor

Term used in a number of phrases basically meaning "top dog" or a descriptive term for something which is really good (some people add the word "face" on the end which is only used whilst addressing a friend or someone you know well, can be taken as extremely offensive otherwise)

"Wow! you really are the Monkey Guvnor"
"Good morning me ol'Monkey Guvnor face"

by Pillga January 16, 2005

Retardo monkey

A Mexican slave-boy with physical and mental dissabilities. Resembles a retarded chimpanzee and is used for sex.

I was in Mexico and I hired a Retardo monkey to have sticky-funtime with.

by Jappy jappy jappy September 25, 2010

monkey shoulder

The slouch one gets after excessive masturbation.

Steve tried to hide the fact he was touching himself in the Wendy's bathroom, but came out with a serious case of monkey shoulder.

by MacDaddy6.9 November 12, 2017