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Goldner status

The status of a dumbass that steals candy and red bull, and walks out the store with his hands full, grinning and waving to the employes at Fred Myers.
guy1 "wow look at the douch bag walking out of fred myers"
guy2 "goldner status"
by Andrwe Goldnre April 18, 2010
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Bobby Status

To be expeled from a group. Officially forbidin. Exile. Banish. Ban; refrain from using. Usually associated with being lazy.
On the last rafting trip, the only thing that Mike helped out with was drinking all our beer! If he keeps it up he's going to be put on Bobby Status.
by DeaTH TaCo August 20, 2010
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Creaper status

when some one you dont like trys to get with you and is akward about it. yet continues to try to get your name, facebook, phone number. anything
this guy i work with is creaper status because he keeps tryn to hit on me and its akward. so today i told him that he was creaper status.
by Jmaaluverke December 8, 2010
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Super Status-ers

A person who whenever something happens during the Super Bowl they create a status about it.
Usually pertaining to the Half-time show or Good play concerning their team of choice.
It's all these Super Status-ers trying to prove their point.
by Uh Noni Mouse February 24, 2011
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Mage Status

When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.

Also known as Wizard Status.
-Fuck boys we are so gonna acchieve mage status tommorow.

-What a boss, he acchieved mage status
by ...riel... May 4, 2011
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Deja Status

The feeling you get while updating your status that you may have already used that post in the past.
Just got hit with a deja status, so just to be safe I better erase my status real quick and post something new. I really thought that update was gunna be funny, but now I'm not sure if I've already used it before or not.
by FedEx_delivery June 16, 2011
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Cloud Status

by _C_J_ July 28, 2011
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