Rule 291

Rule 291: Every Rule number and Rule letter under this contradicts everything above this number. NO EXCEPTIONS.

It's an internet rule, hence Rule 291: Every Rule number and Rule letter under this rule contradicts everything above this Rule

by MunkeyJob July 6, 2011

Rule 736

If something exists, there's a Star Wars version of it. Guaranteed.

Person 1: Man, Nissan made a Star Wars car. Why is there Star Wars everything?
Person 2: Rule 736, dude. Star Wars is everywhere.

by Ty34er June 7, 2018

Rule 54 of The Internet

If there is a song on the internet, there is a Megalovania remix of it.

Is there a megalovania x Space Jam? Apply Rule 54 of The Internet.

by Dartheron April 29, 2020

Ruler Of Everything

Mechanical Hands. Mechanical Hands are the Ruler Of Everything in the end. Oh i have to ask you while your here, do you like how i walk? Better yet, do you like how i talk? Or maybe you like how my face disintegrates into chalk. Anyway, i have a wonderful wife, and a powerful job, my wife criticizes me for being eco-centric though.

Mechanical Hands are the Ruler Of Everything

by se5drtfyguhijo January 28, 2022

Vagina rule

The one with the vagina can call said rule and win whatever is being debated. It can be called up to 3 times a day, 4 when it's a leap year, and can't be called more than once in a 2 hour span.

Guy: I love you more.
Girl: I love YOU more.
Guy: Nope.
Girl: Vagina rule! I win!
Guy: Damn it.

by DicksOClock August 13, 2009

Rule 34 of Art

If it exists; there is clip art of it.

Rule 34 of Art is a generally accepted internet rule that states that shitty clip art exists for any conceivable subject.

Additionally, the rule itself has reasonable limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.

Go ahead Google, "(any noun) clip art".

by Cassanaya December 14, 2010

The Rule of Fat Chicks

Social rule that states that every group of hot girls numbering two or more must have at least one immensely fat friend with them at all times to make them look better and to provide cock blocks when necessary; usually requires a wingman to jump on the grenade. All groups of hot girls run with at least one fat girl to throw out cock blocks when needed.

-Dude we were hitting on this group of hot girl lastnight at the bar but we got cock blocked.
---What happened man, boyfriend?
-No man, The Rule of Fat Chicks dude.

by YoungZ July 11, 2006