Faggy Retard

Someone who resembles attributes of a gay man but is also very dumb like a mentally disabled person

“God Colton keeps touching my butt and also failed his math test”

“Yeah Colton is a faggy retard”

by PussyFartBandit May 4, 2021

Retard Lifeguard

The friend who cockblocks you purposefully in order to make sure losers don't waste your time.

Some girl: "Oh my God, did you see that douche trying to talk to Jill?"
Jill's retard lifeguard: "Yeah, when she went to the bathroom, I told him she was pregnant."

by thatgirltrippy September 23, 2013

Friction Retard

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead

Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?

by pinkyandrexa March 3, 2011

Retarded Justin

Some one who puts fingers up the ass of school teachers, so they can taste what the teacher had for lunch.

"Dude, a kid got put in detention for being a retarded Justin."

by Bill Cosbys sister December 13, 2021

retards entertainment

Often abbreviated as "RE" was a group of video making hooligans who used making videos as an excuse to yell the n word in public and make fun of others they didn't like. like that fat fuck named dill, dipshit napp. mike purkl, he had his first kiss when he was 18, whata faggot!

Friend 1: "Oh I'm just watching some Retards Entertainment."
Friend 2: "You need to leave that shit in the past."

Friend 1: "We should make some more RE this weekend!"
Friend 2: "Dude stfu."

by The Real Dillon January 18, 2019

gigolo retard

a person of a man who at the same time being obnoxious with his flamboyancy also obstinate against his peers in a further obnoxious way

damn, that gigolo retard sure could need some help cooling down

by original nazarene July 21, 2021

Retarded Shane

When you are so off your head you hit a gutter with your SS commodore ute and wreck your rim's then try to blame it on a dog that ran across the road.

Hey mate what happened to the rim's on the ute? Oh bro you wouldn't believe it I pulled a retarded Shane!

by Trickytrucky July 22, 2022