peanut tree

MY BITCH WHO THINKS THAT PEANUTS DONT GROW ON SOME MF TREES SO THATS HER NAME NOW

person in history class: i dont think that peanuts grow on tree??
me: yes they do you peanut tree

by itsyagirlalyssa May 8, 2018

Peanut

When you take a piss and nut at the same time

Oh my god, that head was so good. She made me peanut.

by Logano224 August 17, 2020

peanut queen

A girl that loves peanuts but loves anal even more

Chelsea was a reel peanut queen last night when I pounded her tailpipe

by anonymous February 11, 2024

dazed peanuts

someone who gets dazed on too many peanuts and alcohol

dude, he's now gone dazed peanuts.

by post weeknd ded November 20, 2021

Peanut Butter Blaster

When you are having anal sex and the woman has diarrhea.

I had to take a shower after giving her the peanut butter blaster.

by Sithlordo66 May 20, 2023

peanut butter knife

Used to spread peanut butter onto toast , not the butter knife for uncultured swine out there ...... strictly for the cultured world and used strictly for peanut butter !

Jordan used a peanut butter knife to spread the heavenly smooth peanut butter onto his toast , because he was a well cultured individual !

by chuckiepoo July 26, 2016

Peanut Marie

A dumb person who loves demons

Oh she is a peanut marie

by Blawliss7679 July 3, 2017