It’s tapped

When John runs out of coffee and asks a coworker to start a fresh batch. During a rush, it is said with more urgency and darting eye contact.

“Guys, it’s tapped.”
“GUYS, it’s tapped!!!”

by jollygoodfun17 October 3, 2021

Musty Crusty Double Tap

An “Eiffel Tower” performed by the homeless

“Damn did you see ol’ hobo chase in the middle of that musty crusty double tap?!”

by stripeddinosaur October 7, 2021

Broke the tap

When you're drinking and go pee for the first time, and then have to keep going back.

Dude! You broke the tap, now you're screwed!

by OctagonSlave October 15, 2021

cappin the tap

faking an orgasm.

while using my fapkins, she was cappin the tap.

by thecappertapper October 16, 2021

Polish tap

To hit or bang something that isn’t working correctly in order to make it function properly. Typically a mechanical or electrical device.

The TV wasn’t working right so I gave it a good ol’ Polish tap, and it started working again!

by Azz3879 July 18, 2021

Tap the Rockies

Hooking up with a really tall chick. Ideally, someone who is taller than you.

Chase: "Alright guys I'm out. Gonna tap the Rockies"
Alex: "Another tall chick, eh?"

by Alex Bricks August 7, 2021

tapped

To act dumb, stupid, or weird. The opposite of smart. Could also be using to describe something weird.

Person 1: “My mom always complains about me wearing the same clothes and doesn’t buy me new ones”
Person 2: “Oh girl, she’s tapped”

“This guy is making weird noises he’s definitely tapped” (weird)

by mucus August 9, 2021