Lord Pristic

The realest neimon on the west side of Compton. Capped like 30 motherfuckers in one night and didn't even give a fuck. Probably fucked your bitch in the ass so hard that she went home and had to shit the nut out. Really does fuck the baddest west side hoes and smokes an ounce a week.

Wow Lord Pristic fucked my bitch. #ThankYouLordPristic

by Boosie November 22, 2013

Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015

Lord Out

Mostly synonymous with hanging out or bro-ing out..but is more a circle jerk of friendship where you and your friends talk about how superior you, your friends, and your collective thoughts are in comparison to other(s).

Group Leader: This is a place to Lord out if you're down.
Newcomer: Does that mean we're going to praise Jesus?
Group Leader: No, but we're going to act superior because of our thoughts and ideas.

by Hipsterlock January 31, 2015

lord of rednecks

king of the south

Lord of rednecks is a paradox of king of the south

by Arcane Master March 17, 2015

lord carter

Usually a Lord who is uneducated and has horrible leadership. A real dick to everyone that he has power over.

"Did you hear, Lord Carter was elected?"
"We're all screwed"

by carter22vv April 20, 2015

lord business

Someone who is a totally control freak and needs to micromanage every task. That person who needs to be the boss in every situation. "

DON'T LORD BUSINESS THE PUZZLE!"

by cgrip September 28, 2015

Lord finger

The act of snorting crushed candy powder.

I crushed those mints and took the Lord Finger.

by WeweeSankido June 25, 2016